Never the less it waits for us all in some long disused avenue, waiting for the perfect time to strike. So what exactly can you and I be doing about this invisible menace? Well you can try digging a very deep hole and burying yourself, or ask an understanding and patient friend if they wouldn't mind just filling it back in while you have a lie down on the bottom. You can have a nice cup of tea, feed the ducks, have a long bath, get a makeover, go shopping and so on but today I have a secret to share with you all. The true path to happiness.
After you have pet that adorably cute kitten that you keep in your sock drawer for desperate moments go out and be a bastard. When being nice just doesn't seem to cut it stick your favourite digits in the air and give the world and the universe in which is spins on regardless a right royal fuck you world!
Having a good long laugh at someone else's expense seems to the do the trick to making you feel a whole lot better, and when a good opporunity simply doesn't arise, good planning can create the perfect moment.
Jumping around a corner and shouting boo as an old lady comes out of the disabled toilet, teaching your best friend's baby the words Zac Efron and buying them the high school musical annual for their next birthday.
I am sure that you as the creative and wonderful people you are can come up with some truly great ways to give you that moment of catharthis, revenge for all that bullshit this world puts you through. At any rate you can be a bastard and still remain a good person. I'm talking breaking laws here, stealing your friends life saving medication and laughing at them as they squirm and die is well in the realms of not cool.
Yet remember that next time you have a bad day, someone else is probably having an even worse day and so I'll finish by saying the world doesn't JUST hate you, it hates me and every other poor fucker in it, aside from that guy that won 17million on the lottery the other day... Yeah... May a thousand camels shit in his tent.
Mako signing off.
